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idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers
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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
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we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
loneliness
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
omg
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do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
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